Foreign leaders, whom the Bushies have occasionally punctured in the hopes of finding oil, continue to complain like little girls about the White House's recently released energy plan. Those ninnies! Vice President Dick Cheney has bravely turned their nagging on its ear. "Conservation may be a sign of personal virtue," the vice president, wearing a sober sealskin jacket, has been widely quoted as saying. "But it is not a sufficient basis for a sound, comprehensive energy policy." If you believe your business -- or even your family -- would benefit from Cheney's unique brand of motivational speaking, read more on the Grist Magazine website today!

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